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wait.. how did the letter came to ur neighbour? why? ur gf lives near you? wtf how can you miswrite something that is really similar to your own adress!?

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if she really lives that close to you, couldn't you have just walked it over?... I mean it would be faster than wasting a stamp, waiting for the mail man to pick up the outgoing mail, be processed, and then redelivered to what could possibly be the SAME street? just saying O.o

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oh yeah and you should tell ur gf what happened so she doesn't think you totally ignored her... i feel bad for both of you, her neighbour prob got rlly excited lmao!!! still i feel bad for all three =/

If she invites you over to fix her "plumbing," simply reply that it will cost her. When she asks (in a sexy voice), "Well, what would you like in payment for your... services?" reply back, "Twenty-five dollars in cash." When she responds with a, "Well, is there any other way to pay for this?" and points to her unbuttoned blouse, smile and respond with a simple, "I'll also take a check." This is assuming, of course, that your neighbor is a "Cougar", "MILF", or female with average looks. If it's a guy, well... stay the course, I guess.

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