By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
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Haduken 16

At least you already had ice for that burn

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Merylwen 24

So he just left you there, unconscious? When you had probably hit your head and could have needed emergency medical care?

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dachayke 16

I think you're on the wrong post. Scratch that, wrong website.

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October3461 12

at least he attempted to help but either way don't let his comment make you feel like you're fat he could just be too weak op

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mzdaisylynn 12

I would have called 9-1-1 if my neighbor slipped and passed out!

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stupidbox 9

wait...if you were passed out that long for him to write a note and all,why didn't he call an ambulance?

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buttcramp 21

since he tried to help, maybe theres still hope!

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