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Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36055) - you deserved it (2695)

On 12/26/2013 at 1:48am - misc - by thanks_world - United States (Washington)

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Yikes! Hope the three year old is okay.

#1 - On 12/26/2013 at 10:27am by ThomasBombadil

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The real question is, why was he holding him while hammered lol

#3 - On 12/26/2013 at 10:28am by PurpleDrankkx

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