By thanks_world - 26/12/2013 06:48 - United States - Everett

Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31

Yikes! Hope the three year old is okay.

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PurpleDrankkx 7

The real question is, why was he holding him while hammered lol

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skyeyez9 24

Sounds like my alcoholic uncle. Gets drunk every evening, acts like an insufferable know it all. The next day, denies anything he said or done. He thinks since "Well, I dont remember saying or doing (insert whatever he did) and therefore feels like he doesn't have to apologize or be accountable for his actions.

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Madridsta1999 7

PARTY HARD! I really hope the child is fine. Never put children in drunk people's hands.

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downtownskater 2

I don't want to hear it, at least your mom didn't have a seizure Christmas Eve, miss Christmas and also still be in the hospital, I'd take your Christmas any day

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oneofthosegirls_fml 11

Keep toddlers away from the drunk middle aged people. Christmas rule #1

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lindora 35

I thank God everyday my parents don't drink often, and when they do, they aren't immature assholes.

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ashleyylove3 22

Sounds like a pretty normal Christmas. Well, at least by my family's standards.

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Ki11erC 18

Shame on you for not keeping up on shots! Lightweight.

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Wiringify 22

Is the tree okay?

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