Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML

by ANONYMOUS -_- / 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

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  • *sees location*

    Maybe this person was trying to choke it to death in order to make some Kentucky Fried Cock.

    #2 - On 12/15/2013 at 5:48pm by Nyx

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  • Maybe he should loosen his grip on his right hand next time

    #17 - On 12/15/2013 at 5:55pm by Rainhawk94

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