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Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML
Maybe this person was trying to choke it to death in order to make some Kentucky Fried Cock.
Maybe he should loosen his grip on his right hand next time
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014