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By  batfan5683  |  6

are you fat and orange???

  eeppiicc  |  8

I've been mistaken for chuck Norris before.

  ImAHomosexual  |  0

I've been mistaken for God before.

  garrettsgirl  |  0

are you an orange color? with a big poof too??

  bigal1135  |  0

I was once mistaken as your mom. dude your dad was pissed when he took me to his room.

  1molinamatt  |  5

OMG thats horrible!!!! :(

im sure ur not thaaaat short :P

  curlyhead00  |  0

wow! 71 thumbs down? I've just never been first and said the 1st thing that came to mind LOL!

  Emster689  |  0

other than the orange skin snooki isn't uglyy so I agree

  thisisLAUREN  |  0

121 is your country USA?

  Sebastian_NG  |  17

182 I live in Ecuador, a country not so far from Chile where snooki comes from, yes it is hell and believe me even women from Chile are prettier than the ones from Ecuador, thankfully I attend a private snooki-free high school where girls are rather pretty so the view there is much better than that of jersey shore's poor bastards (i feel sorry for them)
Oh, also as a bonus, if snooki came here she would be one of the tallest persons here seriously, i mean i am 1.71m tall (dont know how much is it in feet) and i'm waaaaaay above average height... Seriously i need to get out of here soon

  Hockeyboy4280  |  18

#1, you don't see a problem with being called THE most annoying character in TV history? She is so fucking fat, gross, orange, and fucking annoying. I fucking hate that show too...

OP, Big FYL on this one. I feel for you...

  kenji212  |  8

227, bro thats cool im from ecuador too.... psh the women from the city are so ugly as hell! damn!..... at least i used to live in the beach!...... lots of hot girls 24/7!..... ugh atleas ecuadorian girls arent orange and with a poof that need their own area code!

  scrapmetal58  |  9

Good Lord, that show is stupid. I'll never understand why people enjoy that type of reality television. At the very least, programs like Big Brother involve some semblance of purpose.

Also, that's worse than being called Snoopy.


Now it's 125 thumbs down! Your suck a fail!!! Tee Hee

  faithlee  |  13

yeh I don't see the problem either

  kawaitabemono  |  2

she is saying
that everyone in the USA or 9 out of 10 people look like too much plastic surgery ugly bimbos. which I don't agree. 9 out of 10 people aren't "snookis". it has nothing to do with where snooki is from

By  HelloNoora1  |  0

stop tanning

  goshpeople  |  4

Yep. There must've been enough similarities for a mistake like that to be made. Orange-tanned skin, slightly overweight, poufy hair... Except for the (lack of) height, you can change all of that and avoid the situation in the first place.

  futtbuck101  |  1

I was mistaken for the situation....

  GlittersL  |  0

Just a quick correction #36, I'm from Jersey and not one guy I know finds Snooki or girls that look like Snooki attractive! Most of us Jersey girls don't look like that either, she's a terrible stereotype!


236 I think he meant the "jersey shore" guys like snooki, not "jersey guys" cause I'm in the same boat, from jersey and not a single guy I know is attracted to her (or will admit it, if they are!)

  USMC_FTW  |  3

364, I believe they were referring to the fact that OP could be arrested for impersonating Snooki, not because your profile picture isn't a picture of you. By the way, I read your profile and saw the "*not me*," but I didn't understand why it was there, perhaps you could put "not me^" at the top of your profile and more people would understand it.

By  batfan5683  |  6

are you fat and orange???

  poostool  |  5

I bet snookis vagina is fat and orange too.

By  kidtoronto  |  5

aww that sucks. but snooki is a bit cute so that means you're cute :)

  KaySL  |  24

Wow, even when it's spelled out for them, a load of FML commenters still can't grasp a simple concept. I Googled it, took me two seconds to come up with a web page listing a bunch of beaches in Missouri, USA. IN Missouri, not around it, IN it. And still the weirdo up there is getting thumbs up for criminal ignorance? Oookaayyyy then...

  sxe_beast  |  11

Beaches do not have be on oceans. There are also lake beaches, river beaches, etc.

As defined by Dictionary.com:
an expanse of sand or pebbles along a shore.
the part of the shore of an ocean, sea, large river, lake, etc., washed by the tide or waves.
the area adjacent to a seashore: We're vacationing at the beach.

Missouri has A LOT of lakes and rivers :|

  iSurf_fml  |  8

Yeah, well I've always heard "Let's go to the lake." not "Let's go to the beach on the lake.". That may be what it's properly called, but you don't hear it here.

By  quadder  |  0

snooki is a nasty ass fake chick, fyl

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