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182 I live in Ecuador, a country not so far from Chile where snooki comes from, yes it is hell and believe me even women from Chile are prettier than the ones from Ecuador, thankfully I attend a private snooki-free high school where girls are rather pretty so the view there is much better than that of jersey shore's poor bastards (i feel sorry for them) Oh, also as a bonus, if snooki came here she would be one of the tallest persons here seriously, i mean i am 1.71m tall (dont know how much is

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Actually i was exaggerating about her height, but still if she came here she would just be about 1 inch below average

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227, bro thats cool im from ecuador too.... psh the women from the city are so ugly as hell! damn!..... at least i used to live in the beach!...... lots of hot girls 24/7!..... ugh atleas ecuadorian girls arent orange and with a poof that need their own area code!

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Good Lord, that show is stupid. I'll never understand why people enjoy that type of reality television. At the very least, programs like Big Brother involve some semblance of purpose. Also, that's worse than being called Snoopy.

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268, I agree. Jersey Shores is a waste of time and I see nothing interesting. Big Brother airs today. I like Julie Chen.

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she is saying that everyone in the USA or 9 out of 10 people look like too much plastic surgery ugly bimbos. which I don't agree. 9 out of 10 people aren't "snookis". it has nothing to do with where snooki is from

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ive seen a first comment with over 500 thumbs down a couple of months ago... im not going to bother searching though...

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It's funny that all these "I've been mistaken for" sayings, and 94 added a slight detail, which makes him get thumbs upvotes.

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Yep. There must've been enough similarities for a mistake like that to be made. Orange-tanned skin, slightly overweight, poufy hair... Except for the (lack of) height, you can change all of that and avoid the situation in the first place.

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Just a quick correction #36, I'm from Jersey and not one guy I know finds Snooki or girls that look like Snooki attractive! Most of us Jersey girls don't look like that either, she's a terrible stereotype!

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236 I think he meant the "jersey shore" guys like snooki, not "jersey guys" cause I'm in the same boat, from jersey and not a single guy I know is attracted to her (or will admit it, if they are!)

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260- are you blind? Or simply into women that work hard to look like oranges and spend hours creating a rat on top of their head?

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I doubt your THAT orange, and short. if you're not as rich as snooki, I don't see how you could have afforded that much makeup..

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god, all she was saying is she liked the old hair better. don't get your panties in a knot over that, it was a simple observation.

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364, I believe they were referring to the fact that OP could be arrested for impersonating Snooki, not because your profile picture isn't a picture of you. By the way, I read your profile and saw the "*not me*," but I didn't understand why it was there, perhaps you could put "not me^" at the top of your profile and more people would understand it.

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i'm sure if you consider unruly, misshapen, discolored humans who look like bicephalous, height-challenged aliens cute, then...sure! |the kid|

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Wow, even when it's spelled out for them, a load of FML commenters still can't grasp a simple concept. I Googled it, took me two seconds to come up with a web page listing a bunch of beaches in Missouri, USA. IN Missouri, not around it, IN it. And still the weirdo up there is getting thumbs up for criminal ignorance? Oookaayyyy then...

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Beaches do not have be on oceans. There are also lake beaches, river beaches, etc. As defined by Dictionary.com: noun 1. an expanse of sand or pebbles along a shore. 2. the part of the shore of an ocean, sea, large river, lake, etc., washed by the tide or waves. 3. the area adjacent to a seashore: We're vacationing at the beach. Missouri has A LOT of lakes and rivers :|

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Yeah, well I've always heard "Let's go to the lake." not "Let's go to the beach on the lake.". That may be what it's properly called, but you don't hear it here.

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um yes. the beach probably being refered to here is at the lake of the ozarks. I would know I live in this awful place.

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