Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
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Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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olpally 32
Rip it off that lying bitch.
Cazz91 21
I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!
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Comments (71)
olpally 32
Rip it off that lying bitch.
golden_warrior 23
1- Sounds like a porno.
ComoEsJuan 24
Tell her to dive in the shallow end. The picture on the side is a mere suggestion, OP.
extrasnipes 22
Come to Fml for the best and most appropriate suggestions
incoherentrmblr 21
Hopefully she's not a klepto.
abcdog123 16
never heard of locks?
Kyuzomi 12
People don't usually lock their change of clothes in lockers. I usually just change and leave it in a bag in the locker room assuming no one will steal it.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I always lock my clothes up. Not doing it is asking for it.
KingRay 3
Well, people can pop locks off of the lockers so......
EmberEyes 16
31 it's not asking for it, it's called trusting your team mates. You wouldn't expect someone on your team to steal your clothes. The fact that one of OP's team mates was is rude and despicable. Of course that's society.
Cazz91 21
I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!
beaglegal 42
Reminds of the FML where a friend stole OPs jeans and then lied about it while wearing them.
karlcolt45 19
maybe she has the same initials haha perhaps you've found a true friend as well as a scrupulous thief
ninjuh_wingman 29
Why would she be friends with someone who calls her a liar and steals her clothes?
Kyuzomi 12
Just because she has the same initials doesn't instantly make her a true friend...
sonywebbie 6
SUE
SWC_Penguin 17
You know her? Oh Susan, why'd you do it!?
lilhellian 26
Really, thousands in court cost over a $5 sweater. Pretty sure the minimum limit is $25 anyway.
d4m4s74 12
Well, less than a week ago someone got arrested and sued for stealing 5 cents of electricity at a school
horneyhic 15
It's $20 as written in the constitution
ohSNAPyall 26
What's wrong? This shirt cost $20.
RoseBlack123 37
Just report her. She can call them liars too when they find evidence it is yours
ThatFancyPenn 18
People like that just make me weep for our world.
WCARlover 34
Honestly, her own stupidity will be payback enough for her in the future..
golden_warrior 23
Set a trap for her. For example set a camera in the opposite locker of your clothes so it will catch it when she takes something
klc20071989_fml 20
So she can get in trouble? Considering its a locker room, would also catch people changing. Which could get her in big trouble with the school and the cops.
Kalipczo 21
Grab your coach and tell them about it.. You have proof it's yours. Oh and buy a lock, locks are gpod at preventing theft.