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Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46582) - you deserved it (2654)

On 12/04/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Rip it off that lying bitch.

#1 - On 12/04/2013 at 6:18pm by olpally

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I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!

#3 - On 12/04/2013 at 6:19pm by Cazz91

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