Anonymous
United States
Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
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Screwed Up
United States
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Anonymous
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Deety
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
:-(
Rozelle, Australia
Let it out
Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML
Sad Sally
United States
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
purpleskylight
Lexington, United States
Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML
blah.
Thailand
Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML
Anonymous
Islamabad, Pakistan
Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML
Dario
Bored
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
Anonymous
Emotional
Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.
MrSassypants 33
OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".
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ShyAnn29 14
How'd you manage to do that?
lex1459 38
By retelling why OP was there in the first place.
MrSassypants 33
OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".
Odis12 11
Just because your psychologists job is to help you with your troubles, doesn't mean he/she isn't human. Think about being one. You get to sit there all day and listen to the most screwed up and odd things in people's lives. And technically, you can't even tell anyone why it bothers you, because that is against the law (doctor/patient confidentiality). If they aren't there for therapy, then they're there for their drugs.
ShyAnn29 14
Why am I being thumbed down? It was just a question.
Miaku 11
It was a rude question. You should of worded it better.
Jefzwang 4
While I agree with your sentiment, my OCD/Grammar Nazism compels me to point out that 'should of' is not correct. It's 'should've', as in 'should have'. Not trying to be a dick - it's just an irritatingly common error.
MrSassypants 33
Seeing as how #88 corrected you, maybe you should have worded it better, #85.
JimBobJimBob 5
Your grammar isn't perfect. Punctuation marks such as periods and commas go INSIDE quotation marks, not outside them. Unless you're not in the United States. Also, OCD isn't an excuse for correcting other people's grammar. Do you have *diagnosed* OCD, or are you just using that to justify what you do?
pistachiopanda 19
And possibly drinking.
michael666 7
thumb me down all you guys want this girl if gorgeous!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Sooo I searched gigli haha I don't know why I found that so funny....in fact...I uhh don't know why I'm posting this....I uhh this is awkward....I'm gonna slowly stop t-y-p-i-n-g........
perdix 29
"I watched Gigli" holds the crown after knocking off the previous record-holder, "Michael Jackson died."
Freethaawave 19
R.I.P. ODB.. Fml :(
thecrazymancan 17
Good job!
speakersboom 19
I'd have to agree on that. But this post broke my happy :(
billiejoeinabox 7
Oh wow, so sorry to hear that OP :( Things will definitely get better though, hang in there!
lex1459 38
Aww I'm sorry OP, but it'll get better!!
claiiire_fml 17
Well, that's a first. I would imagine you'd win some type of award.
karlcolt45 19
maybe you guys can go to group therapy together. or a “my psychiatrist has worse issues than me" support group. help is out there
Mynamewontfi 40
I hope things will get better for you soon, OP.
ZY1431 24
well I dunno how u managed that but damn.