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Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML

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You mean after "cumming" up with that.

#6 - On 11/18/2013 at 11:26pm by NotMyDay5

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I think you're taking the phrase "young at heart" a bit too literally.

#3 - On 11/18/2013 at 11:25pm by AnoriChaan

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