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Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37897) - you deserved it (4749)

On 11/17/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Why didn't the other people do anything? Surely four others had time to react?

#1 - On 11/18/2013 at 2:51am by FindingYujin

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you guys are a little slow, aren't you?

#3 - On 11/18/2013 at 2:54am by eksyneet

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