Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
Oh. My. God.
zingline89 18
Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
Oh. My. God.
daniel_0084 14
and then you get up, kick him in the crotch, and ask him how it feels
AutumnMasquerade 12
This sounds like an utter Pain in the Balls:/...Okay that Officially sucked.
mFUNdo21 17
was he talking from experience?
The_Khan 12
I am fairly sure that the ref ment the smaller the ball (football, baseball and so on) the more it hurts when it hits, cause of the smaller surface hit.
sarcasticlover 30
funny how your coach knows abt it....must be pretty experienced!
Rainhawk94 27
Our maybe because he's a coach he has experience seeing players getting kicked in the crotch....and he has small balls
sarcasticlover 30
@55 I meant the latter
Gearden 8
funny how that coach is a referee.
KawaiiCupcake 14
I think you know better how small you are not him OP. Maybe he's talking from experience?
trivel64 16
I'm pretty sure the coach was trying to make OP get up and act like it didn't hurt...
KatieMajestic 17
You don't have balls of steel.
KatieMajestic 17
Oh god why the **** did I say that. Please bury it ASAP
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I feel like what I like to call the 'dislike zombies' are getting to our comments.
burritosrgood 12
Why not remove it by putting it as inappropriate?
KatieMajestic 17
I reported my own comment.
greeneyebeauty9 28
this wouls only be an FML if what the referee said was true.. in that case, fyl.
Sansational_ 18
well it appears that you done ****** up
BreynHope 11
Haha that's pretty funny. But really, sorry about your balls.
zandalee 19
Anyone else think it's also creepy how he bends down and whispers this weird comment... Does he have a white van with darkened windows OP?
ImmaEatYouXx 10
You should have kicked him in the nuts and seen him cry...
whiteboy896 9
That would result in a red card and then OP wouldnt even be able to finish the game.
CrissyyyS2 22
Would have been worth it.
lola_lax15 7
maybe you should wear a cup...
ThatFancyPenn 18
During soccer? Bad idea
cheshirecat13242 32
Bad idea? I don't play soccer, but wouldn't that have kept him from getting sack-smacked in the first place..?
zingline89 18
Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"
SimplyBird 9
You should have kicked him in the nuts to see how small he was.
arleenxo 11
How does your coach know that?
Cordy07 8
The fml said Referee, not Coach.
CocaColaPepsi 13
That's a little extreme, and I doubt she would have said that. it was probably just a mistake.
allie2590 31
Sheesh 44 take a Midol lol.
dudeimmadoc 9
Hope you're okay OP!
Rainhawk94 27
Let me remind you..he got hit on the balls!!!...moment of silence for this man....
UrYousername 15
That's the truth, Truth!