Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
I agree, your life sucks (42803) - you deserved it (3707)
On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)
Loner_Lou's life also sucksToday, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll…
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Oh. My. God.
#1 - On 10/08/2013 at 2:17am by MikaykayUnicorn
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Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"
#6 - On 10/08/2013 at 2:19am by zingline89
+185 | 16
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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