Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML
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Python22 12
OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.
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mangobbler 11
God has an odd sense of humor OP....
SweetJTBR 22
Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D
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mangobbler 11
God has an odd sense of humor OP....
friedpwnadge 25
Step one: Walk into convention as cross-dresser. Step two: ????? Step three: Profit.
ThatFancyPenn 18
I have the same, OP. My sister told me I have a nice but. Be proud.
addioty 19
swiggity swooty, do he got the booty? he doooooo and why is 21 getting downvoted? they were referencing a popular internet meme and I thought their comment was funny
RedPillSucks 31
@13 OP probably can just stand on the street corner. Step 2. !!!!!! Step 3. Higher profits!
AKGirlinSD 20
A lot of females check out men's butts. It's not my cup of tea but OP own it if you've got it. And if it makes you unhappy, do something about it, such as exercise.
cryptic26 12
65, I have a great sense of humor. It just wasn't funny. Hence the commence of downvotes.
awkwardloveannie 28
very odd my guy friend has to moobs ones several noticeable sizes large than the other
azhang1066 12
Dog doesn't exist
SweetJTBR 22
Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D
NotFlippinFunny 6
Yeah OP. Even if you're a dude, always enjoy yourself man.
dawnimus 21
Nothing wrong with a guy with a booty! In fact, Steve in American Dad was so desperate to get his "big boy booty" he padded his out. With hams. Shake that thang OP!
xemnas164 6
TWERK!
Pleonasm 35
Twerk it! You could still get all those girls jealous and flaunt it.
fukre 3
Well.... So what you looking for now....
AlexRen 21
Thanks to your mom? Douchebag genes.
AKGirlinSD 20
5, you're coming off as a douchebag.
Dracid 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI... no one to blame but yourself for your body. go workout
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I do agree with you to an extent, but there are deciding factors that could inhibit OP from working out. If OP is healthy enough to exercise then it is completely his fault.
MrSassypants 33
Or, ummm, you know, it could just be his DNA.
klorehore 24
There are conditions giving men breasts without it necessarily having to be obesity...
UnoriGal 17
Yep, I agree with MrSassyPants. For all you know, OP is perfectly healthy but just has a booty. And perhaps the only way for him to lose it would be to try to work off ALL the fat in his body. And OP.....some girls like the booty.
\ 28
Gynecomastia, I suppose. OP probably has a hormone imbalance of sorts. Muscle training can build up testosterone naturally, though I don't know if that's the case
Dracid 4
no such thing as geneticsbeing the reason you cant have a fot body. its all in your head. if he has a health problem then oknot his faultbut otherwise anyone can get in shape
Shade1982 20
@79: You obviously don't know much about syndromes and genetics... Even though they tend to be rare, there are actually several which can cause this.
AKGirlinSD 20
79, I have the complete opposite of what your comment says. I had medical conditions that did not allow me to lose weight, even when I worked out often. And many people have issues with their thyroids and don't even know that's making them to gain/not lose any weight. That's a very common medical issue among people.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
Gave me a creepy image in my head bro..
ohro 10
Work with the body you got. Some girls may be jealous while others may be attracted
deadchicken 3
Girl are attracted to males with a nice rack? :O Ty for the info. Ima grow boobs.
thatgirlincali 13
Chubby chasers, possibly
lysx84 24
Or women who are attracted to a man's humour and intelligence? Not all women are shallow.
ImGucci 8
I did not need to picture that
WeskersSexslave 15
weren't*
Goldenberry_fml 14
Wasn't*
Shrike 23
#10 - Don't be an annoying douchebag. That didn't NEED correcting, even though you're correct. That's right, #10 is correct. Look it up if you disagree. It's called the English subjunctive.