By Python22 - 05/09/2013 00:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML
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Python22 12

OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.

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SweetJTBR 22

Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D

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darryaz 9

Maybe you could go on Rupaul's Drag Race

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Dusty_Busters 15

Wait what? Like you have a smokin hot babes bod? Crazy

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DFresh503 8

You sound like the platypus of humans...

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honeymoonroyale 20

I can relate. For some reason boys seem to more likely have nice asses than girls sometimes. I'm actually real jealous of my own boyfriend's ass. No lie.

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Miss_Latina 13

Pics please. I can't really picture this. Are you saying you have like D's or a six pack? I'm confused.

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CantTouch 9

When are you scheduled to complete your sex change operation?

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