Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
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Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
RIP my best friend
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Cool phone
Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML
One night
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Shocking!
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
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EmilianaLondon 14
Sorry but you are the epitome of stupidity.
golden_warrior 23
You should put your brain in there to see if you can charge it
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EmilianaLondon 14
Sorry but you are the epitome of stupidity.
erockinthesuburb 17
...and at this moment, thousands of facepalms went off simultaneously all across Internet-Land.
LindsayxMoore 18
sorry but ydi.
Jaaared_ 15
29, There's a button for that.
alliewillie 22
Agreed! Do you realize how hot a full minute in the microwave makes food? What the hell did you think it would do to your electronics?!
eddeeezzyy 19
Gullibility at its finest.
ptoka 20
It's not that the microwave heats on it's own. It took the water molecules and heated them, which means they would've entered every nook and cranny in the phone. It's fried and well watered, a major double whammy.
ShyAnn29 14
I wonder how many people tried it after reading this FML: *Reads FML about someone's phone getting fried in the microwave, decides to try it anyways* "DAMMIT, my phone is ruined, STUPID MICROWAVE!"
unchartedwaters 6
I can't explain the level of stupidity in this.
mikecole79 2
My friend and I came up with a name for that. We call it "epitity." The term came about when we noticed that a lot of really ignorant people seemed to have the same look on their face, and we decided that was the epitome of stupidity look. The term then involved, and alcohol may have been involved, into "epitity." I have an image in my mind of what this person looks like. Drool and all. Not just a tool, but an entire shed.
KawaiiCupcake 14
OP is just too naive -___-
TheWildRover1 12
yeh #99 I don't think we'll see that one in a dictionary any time soon...
Pwn17 25
Sure we will 132. The dictionary will be pretty urban though...
Nordrag 26
epitity makes me think epic *******. idk why. just figured id mention it.
Twonty2 6
I won't say I wasn't contemplating it...
golden_warrior 23
Lol, like he is going to understand what epitome means.
ohgeejosee 19
I apologize for the brains you don't have
Mahtari 19
SOMEONE TOOK THE BAIT
NewYork0212 4
Let's be honest... If OP put their phone in a microwave, he/she doesn't know what "epitome" means...
SwaggCapone 11
You went full retard......never go full retard
bbambastic 16
You realize this is fake right? How the hell would he be able to post if his phone is fried?
bbambastic 16
Wait nevermind. Forgot that there was an online website. *facepalm
accepted850 9
What the ****, that's soooo lame.
Pinkgal123 24
T_T you. Put. A phone. In. The. MICROWAVE? Yeah, only a TWO YEAR OLD would do that.
Ashamed_Sister 60
I cannot understand why OP didn’t google it. After starting typing a few letters Google comes up with terms like “phone charging microwave” and the search results are clear from the beginning.
KK3137 31
Well, you know what they say: we learn something new everyday. And thanks to FML we can learn from other's mistakes.
eyepuppy 31
it's not the heat that damages the electronics. put a fork in the microwave and see what happens. the metal collects energy from the microwaves being emitted. the energy is converted to electric potential at a high rate, resulting in sparks forming that ark from one conductive material to another. this in fact damages the phone. it basically creates electrical shorts all throughout the phone, causing electrical circuits to be damage. the microwave will not get hot enough to damage the phone from heat alone. trust me, I'm an engineer.
gun6slinger9 9
Oh hey there op, I'm currently selling off large parcels of oceanfront property in Las Vegas. I'm only looking for a few investors and selling for less than half the market value due to some poor decisions. Please wire me $10k so I know you're serious and that land will be yours. Yours truely Herp Derp
whiteboy896 9
Curiosty killed the cat!
dogpfcorn 11
#1 your comment has to be the most successful comment that FML has ever seen
Subtext 10
Really... ...I'm far from being judgemental but I can't press YDI here often enough...
Twonty2 6
Not even.
martin8337 35
And I have several bridges for sale in Kansas.
RedPillSucks 31
@22 I'm thinking of how the earth shifted on it's axis as thousands of people hit their foreheads at the same time.
forPetesSake_fml 3
@341 - It's arc, not ark. Trust me, I'm an engineer, not a biblical ship builder.
blaherman 12
It's basically like a mini EMP to electronics, Trust me I'm an electrician.
coversquirrel 8
I don't think you're supposed to turn the microwave on..
eyepuppy 31
@414. yeah, I would love to say that was autocorrect that messed up arc and ark, but u am pretty sure I derped that word all up. feel like an idiot now. I was trying to give a dumb down version of what was going in. I doubt most people would follow a discussion on electrons at the nano-scale. in all actuallity, the microwave acts as an absorber of emp energy, since it is eventually a faraway cage. so in case of a nuclear blast, throw your electronics in the microwave (without turning it on). your electronics will be safe. (assuming the blast yields waves that are less than 1 inch in wavelength)
threer 30
#341: 'Trust me, I'm an engineer'.. Awfully ironic. ;-)
kder0aeon 9
it has the biggest number I've ever seen.
qjdb 8
#457. Faraday cage, methinks? Gotta love autocorrect.
AnagenisisZagus 13
How a two year old would manage to operate a microwave properly is beyond me. Who the hell allows a two year old to operate a microwave anyway?
SwaggCapone 11
I was just looking around on this app. I've not found another fml who has 100,000 votes......
jazzwhiz 6
eyepuppy- A fork creates sparks because of the spines. A spoon won't (or will so much less) because it is a smoother surface. A microwave moves charge around in conductive materials creating large electric fields which are the largest when the topology has large curvature (the points of a fork) and can be large enough to surpass the electric breakdown of air. This can still happen for, say, a spoon, but it is less likely. None of this has anything to do with a phone which is entirely about thermal processes.
golden_warrior 23
You should put your brain in there to see if you can charge it
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Don't tell him that! Or at least put, "I am not liable for any serious injuries, or death, of any persons attempting this", or you might be held accountable for his dumbass getting his brain fried.
CocaColaPepsi 13
#2 he probably already did that's why he was dumb enough to believe an article that involves putting an electronic in a microwave!
silentshadow90 13
I think it's already fried, I'd be more worried about causing damage to the microwave lol.
golden_warrior 23
36 - Now you got me all scared. I have no idea how someone can put their head in a microwave but if you do accomplish this difficult task then remember, I'm not responsible for any results that may come from it.
PuggieKid 22
lol... Good luck explaining this one to your phone company.
Henge 6
204- does insurance cover that?
jasmine2301 25
Insurance only covers defects caused by the phone. Not some failed attempt from charging it in the microwave.
3mILY_maRy629 11
To #271: Some insurance covers defects but also any accidents. Accidents meaning dropping the phone losing it, or having it stolen. I don't think putting it in a microwave to charge it falls under the accident category.
deadchicken 3
One does not simply microwave an item or article they do not possess.
DianeYoung 11
Thank you Nixon! Clearly making students take physics in high school is working
UsernameSara 10
Why would you think that works...
darwinism 30
It was a "serious"article! Who wouldn't believe it?
cryptic26 12
I read it on the internet... must be true.
summerguy97 16
This is why you always double check what you read on the Internet with more than one source.
vipirius 18
Well it was on 9gag AND 4chan, those are reliable sources right?
TourettesGuyFTW 25
82 - I would upvote your comment to +200 if I could.
K410 18
Gee the internetz said I could live longer by microwaving myself for a minute because everything the Internet says is true!
rosenkrieger223 24
"They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true."
nurchok 15
#3, OP didn't think, if he/she did, the smartphone would still be alive. RIP, smartphone. May God have a mercy on his soul, he was a good phone, but he's in a better place now.
iSmellMusic 8
You think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
threer 30
Reddit is more reliable because I said so.
lwood0812 16
seriously?
HeartOfLead 24
According to the type of article she was reading, yes.
icryevrytime 7
Well, the watermelon phone charger worked, didn't it?
CocaColaPepsi 13
This reminds me if a sad story of a lady that put her cat in a microwave to dry it off, then sued the microwave company for killing her cat.
squiggles159 5
sorry op, didn't think someone was stupid enough to believe my article.
snowby2 15
music have been a "serious"ly stupid article
cheshireau 26
Was it the Onion? Because those are fake just fyi
nurchok 15
#140, to add: unfortunately, she won the case and now most (if not all) manufacturers mention in the manual not to put animals into the microdrive oven. She didn't get charged with animal cruelty...
Dgarcia2014 13
That just made me feel even worse about the people in our world. :(
Pwn17 25
How brain dead are you?
iAlissa 34
Metal and microwaves? Oh yes.
Nevermind212 11
Op flip the phone and try again. I'm pretty sure it'll work this time
luvy 3
lol #185 i tried it and flipping the phone worked! lol
bizarre_ftw 21
#203 luvy: Don't do that. OPs read the comments on their FMLS. That's like kicking a baby
Ari1337 15
'bout as dead as the phone.
maryaalhindi 9
Where could you have possibly read something like that?
DFresh503 8
Uhh, the internet?
utohspaghettios 10
wat????
Srs_business 7
Sounds like an onion article.
obnum 19
It couldn't have been the Internet. They can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true. Come on now, it's common sense.
stoych 19
You mean if it's on Facebook it's not 'true'??? Shit, I lived my life by that thing... ;0)
Treyzania 16
The Onion?
al122397 13
Wikipedia lol
IloveToLaugh143 21
The Internet.
mandacleary 14
the onion is a satirical Austin Texas newspaper
tragicnightmare 15
a joke from somewhere probably
Zimmington 21
Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram? People have been posting links to that nonsense for awhile now. I wonder how many other people fried they're phone.
chris_42 11
It's a prank that's been spreading through the internet to see how many people they can get to microwave their phones. It's got nothing to do with The Onion. Apparently, it worked on at least one person.
Ladisa 28
Actually, I think it was on reddit.
tuxedoandex 28
A bunch of trolls on 4chan.org came up with the idea and created a realistic, official-looking picture advertising "Wave", the new iOS 8 technology where you can charge your phone in the microwave. They then spread it on Twitter, and sadly, some idiots tried it.
sashino 2
What could the article have possibly said to make you think putting a highly metallic object in the microwave would give it a better charge?!?! YDI
jarrettd 27
Op you didn't microwave it long enough. You have to do a full 30 minutes not 1. Cmon everyone knows that.
JuliaaNoelle 26
I'm sorry, but YDI for believing that crap.
thisawkwardchick 15
I read that too, and I always wondered but never did it. Glad to read it here first :)
shellykjelly 26
If you spell fish out loud really slowly it sounds like gullible
mrsneakie90 3
wow
Casablancas879 11
Ydi, for being that stupid. You really should have the common sense to know its not a serious article. I guarantee if you read your phones manual/guide it would say dont microwave it.
LukeE45 10
I doubt the manual would even address microwaving the phone.. The company who makes the phone would probably safely assume that no normal person would microwave their phone! But apparently not in this case..
TheDrifter 23
A quick check of the Samsung users manual shows that in the small print at the end it does indeed inform you not to place your phone "on or in any microwave, convection or conventional oven". Apparently this idiocy was, in fact, anticipated.
AshBash2211 14
Of course it would! There's instructions and warnings on everything! If they have to put "caution, hot!" On coffee and other HOT beverages, of course they need to put that on cell phones...
MGITSWFTC 17
That "hot" warning label stuff became a big deal when one lady got 3rd degree burns on 16% of her body in 1992. People expect coffee to be hot, sure, just not 190 degrees
skatoolaki 24
#83: This makes me weep for humanity's obviously doomed future.
Caitie_kid 8
189, yeah I saw that documentary on that. They said in the court case that the coffee was the same temp as the inside of your radiator after a 3 hour drive.