By aherdofpigs / Monday 2 September 2013 19:22 / United States
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  ohgeejosee  |  19

Listen to your cat. Cats are God. Do NOT disobey or you will be smited!

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

There's a few pussies I'm even pussy enough to put my face near those pussies. Pussy. Sorry, I had to add another pussy to my pussy rant about those god damn stinky pussies!

  nature_girl_08  |  10

I won't lie, #2, I work with cats and I know just how much damage and angry cat can do, and the nasty infections that can come from their bites and scratches. That being said, OP could probably grab a blanket and throw it over the cat to move it to another room.

By  nzfer2  |  9

Kill the devil cat.

  TogeBara  |  12

Don't worry man, I thought it was funny since I know what satire is unlike these fools. No one is really going to kill the poor thing, you just wanted to make a joke. People need to take things less seriously.


Or the washing machine. At least that has a window so you can watch the little furry shit.

By  golden_warrior  |  23

Buy another car to keep him accompanied

  karamathes  |  6

If you got laid for every pussy pun on here you'd be rollin in the pussy.

  vipirius  |  18

Well considering 9 is female and most likely straight, I'm pretty sure she would be rolling in D instead.

  8born8  |  18

C'mon. I'm sure at one point in our lives, we've all thought of the best way to dispose of a body/human remains. I can honestly say that I have & instead of allowing a wave of absolute rage to wash over me and consume me, I imagine the cause that triggered my sudden blind rage in a million pieces. If you know the secret to "hiding" a corpse or dismembered body parts, for heavens sake keep your mouth shut.

  Angelofnv  |  2

You can most definitely call a priest and ask him to come over, though most wouldn't unless you are family or a very close friend. They tend not to believe that animals have souls and therefore cannot be possessed.

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