By aherdofpigs / Monday 2 September 2013 19:22 / United States
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  ohgeejosee  |  19

Listen to your cat. Cats are God. Do NOT disobey or you will be smited!

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

There's a few pussies I'm even pussy enough to put my face near those pussies. Pussy. Sorry, I had to add another pussy to my pussy rant about those god damn stinky pussies!

  nature_girl_08  |  10

I won't lie, #2, I work with cats and I know just how much damage and angry cat can do, and the nasty infections that can come from their bites and scratches. That being said, OP could probably grab a blanket and throw it over the cat to move it to another room.

By  nzfer2  |  9

Kill the devil cat.

  TogeBara  |  12

Don't worry man, I thought it was funny since I know what satire is unlike these fools. No one is really going to kill the poor thing, you just wanted to make a joke. People need to take things less seriously.


Or the washing machine. At least that has a window so you can watch the little furry shit.

By  golden_warrior  |  23

Buy another car to keep him accompanied

  karamathes  |  6

If you got laid for every pussy pun on here you'd be rollin in the pussy.

  vipirius  |  18

Well considering 9 is female and most likely straight, I'm pretty sure she would be rolling in D instead.

  8born8  |  18

C'mon. I'm sure at one point in our lives, we've all thought of the best way to dispose of a body/human remains. I can honestly say that I have & instead of allowing a wave of absolute rage to wash over me and consume me, I imagine the cause that triggered my sudden blind rage in a million pieces. If you know the secret to "hiding" a corpse or dismembered body parts, for heavens sake keep your mouth shut.

  Angelofnv  |  2

You can most definitely call a priest and ask him to come over, though most wouldn't unless you are family or a very close friend. They tend not to believe that animals have souls and therefore cannot be possessed.


Today, I found my diamond earring, which had gone missing. The vet had to surgically remove it from my dog. Despite having made the voyage through the dog's digestive tract, the earring is more expensive than ever. FML

By IamHM - / Saturday 19 September 2015 22:43 / United States - Albuquerque
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