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Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 4:38am - misc - by 4_and_20_blackbits (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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That is absolutely horrendous. FYL

#2 - On 08/26/2013 at 10:13am by ddlovatolover

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Make her eat it all.

#3 - On 08/26/2013 at 10:13am by NinjaJellyfish

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