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parents aren't allowed to joke around, or they'll be labelled as dicks? I never want to be a parent, if that's the case

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I would die laughing if my pops did that to me then make sure whenever he sees me throughout the day I'm eating something..

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hahah 65 that reminds me of the time that me and my twin sis were eating breakfast when my dad was leaving for work, than when he came home for lunch, he saw us in the same spot, (we all have certain spots, there's 9 of us). eating lunch, and when he came home for dinner, he burst out laughing, left the kitchen and quickly came back with a printed picture of a fat person and he says something like "every time i saw you today, you were eating. if you're not careful, you'll end up like this!

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Could be worse... I have a biometric keypad and retinal scanner for my fridge... of course it's where I keep the bodies too.

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hahah 65 that reminds me of the time that me and my twin sis were eating breakfast when my dad was leaving for work, than when he came home for lunch, he saw us in the same spot, (we all have certain spots, there's 9 of us). eating lunch, and when he came home for dinner, he burst out laughing, left the kitchen and quickly came back with a printed picture of a fat person and he says something like "every time i saw you today, you were eating. if you're not careful, you'll end up like this!

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That is awesome! Your Dad is one funny man. This FML made me laugh so hard. Thank you Dad and SHE-BEAST.

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That is awesome! Your Dad is one funny man. This FML made me laugh so hard. Thank you Dad and SHE-BEAST.

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or better put a post it note on his door saying "Remember to get some cream for your crabs" as a fake reminder to himself

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Or if you have a 2 door fridge, put a lock on it that only you know the combination to and leave a note on the fridge saying "Challenge accepted."

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while that is a brilliant idea I have some points to make, it wouldn't matter about the appearance of the donkey if OP was gonna crop her dads head on it, and why a quack??

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your so stupid that comment is pretty rough considering we all don't know why she's called a "beast" so don't make irrational assumptions that she somehow deserved this wtf

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exactly, it was obviously a joke, and it doesn't mean that op is fat, it cud b an inside joke between the family, op should just find the humor in it and laugh it off

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I +1 you for ur gorgeous profile picture:D tho this comment will not only be thumbed down but moderated for irrelevance.:(

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ya cause' that will make up for her dad calling her a fat ass. but I think the dad hilarious haha

So be a smartass and put a note up that says something about him. Or like the person before me, put up a note that says "fuck you"

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