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Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
You should have dumped water all over them and told them they were in the splash zone
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015