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Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42864) - you deserved it (4228)

On 08/05/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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You should have dumped water all over them and told them they were in the splash zone

#1 - On 08/05/2013 at 12:58pm by bigtaytay

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Whale shoot!

#2 - On 08/05/2013 at 12:59pm by goingsolo211

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