Wasted

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 946
You deserved it 4 764

Same thing different taste

Top comments

bigtaytay 13

You should have dumped water all over them and told them they were in the splash zone

I think it's really sad that people see "underage drinking" as this horrible thing. Guess what, drinking to get drunk in general is bad whether you're 16, 21, or 40, and THAT's what's wrong with people. And it doesn't do any harm to have a drink with family, that's just silly. With your logic, I hope YOU never have kids.

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mconionman 6

Yep. We're gonna need a photo.

cynical78 15

With family like that who needs enemies?

bromoryn 10

That is so rude. But hey, whales are pretty and awesome and gaping assholes, which they apparently resemble, are ugly and full of shit!

ghil_fml 7

and then the fight started??....

I would of been sneaking drinks. sounds like everyone would of been too drunk to notice anyway

fml1365 30