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Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
I also start crying and smoking cigarettes when I run out of TP.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 20 May 2015