Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
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mangoboy1 19

I also start crying and smoking cigarettes when I run out of TP.

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jw90 18

Hey I'd cry to. Especially since I live alone.

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fareith 15

26 - Raised her GIRL good. But ya know, technicalities.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

At least she took the Marlboro Red out of her mouth first?

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buddy51 23

Well, OP, at least you didn't have to wake her up, naked, on the toilet. Conscious and sobbing is somewhat better, but, indeed, FYL!!!

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tehdarkness 21

Sounds like she needs a shrink!

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sophien_fml 6

She doesn't have to be so stress out..it happened to everyone....i guess

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peachfuzz74 8

I think something else was bothering her and she didn't want to burden you with her worries.

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worldclassrager 39

I think a roll or two of toilet paper is good to keep on hand for this happening (if it does) again...

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