Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
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Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
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dinosxxrawr 22
who needs friends when you have cats.
ClumsyKee 14
But...they're your friends, right? There is never a limit to kitties. Plus, they don't judge you...quite as harshly. ;)
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Comments (124)
naturalbadassnba 11
Thats actually pretty cool though. And yes!! First comment yayayay
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Wow...
crisanba 18
I have that same problem
then000bster 16
I can tell my family apart from their footsteps. They way they open/knock on a door. If those cats are your family I wouldn't be surprised.... But they are cats. As long as you are happy with what you got I have no place to hate :)
websphere69 27
At least they won't drink all the beer!
Mossears133 15
Yup, I can do the same thing with all of my dogs. It comes with living with them!
bunny911 16
I have eight dogs. Four of them look the same. I can tell them apart by their barks, the way they walk, and the sound of their toe nails on the floor.
pantherpride98 10
Yes I can too :) but my cats are my babies. I think I spoil them to much :P u should Kik me: crystal1198
pantherpride98 10
Kik? Crystal1198
AppleJuiceBox 10
I have the exact same problem as well. Except I don't have cats.
blondie107 20
Yes.. You might want some friends.. Or need, rather...
pantherpride98 10
That's a bit.chy thing to say
Elfkid21 19
wow.. you're not a bitch at all, huh?
dinosxxrawr 22
who needs friends when you have cats.
Mopmob02 18
Exactly! Nothing is better than the company of cats, and also when cats rule the and make humans their slaves op might be exempt!
Doritozilla 20
Yea!! I have 10!! **eye twitches**
BntyHntrSeattle 30
People who have cats instead of dogs: And thusly commenced the bloody battle between dog-lovers and cat-*******... I mean lovers.
EmberEyes 16
19 that's just rude.
courtneycookie 18
nah, who needs friends when you've got 6 cats.
ClumsyKee 14
But...they're your friends, right? There is never a limit to kitties. Plus, they don't judge you...quite as harshly. ;)
Soloman212 28
That's bullshit my cat is the judgiest creatures I've ever met. His gaze... It pierces my very soul.
nightbirdblue 27
At least they judge you for things you actually did, unlike some people. My cat hated me for a week because I forgot to fill up the food bowl to the top three times a day once. My friends have hated me for over a month for something someone told them I said about one of them, which in reality I didn't.
MickiJ 20
That seems like an amazing superpower! You could use that as a conversation starter to make friends! But, you know, cats are sometimes way cooler than people, so...
that_band_nerd 22
I'm sure everyone wants to be friends with the lady who can tell her cats apart by their footsteps.....pawsteps maybe?
lotusenta 14
I would be friends with someone like that...
cowgirlonacid 4
Pets are better then friends. They never let you down.
SuperDanielNL 23
I had 2 cats but one kept running away, so there is that.
simplysarcastics 26
I agree #9. Op's life doesn't suck she is just an animal lover and is blessed to have her small cat family. Plus It's nothing wrong with having a way to identify them since op has a lot of cats. Also op, just go out and make friends, if you want some humans around. You can do it.
_Peppermint_ 34
That sounds pretty rad. Cats are great companions. You're okay
lulubelles 33
You should make the most of your gift OP, take it on a talent show, get rich and travel the world!