Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
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Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
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Top comments
Goldenberry_fml 14
Maybe your dad just wanted to make sure it wasn't you? Let's hope so.
JoshuahColins 19
Oh that's nasty...
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Comments (131)
JoshuahColins 19
Oh that's nasty...
lonewolf6613 4
my phone says this fml has zero comments. I guess your comment doesn't count :)
Goldenberry_fml 14
6 - nobody cares.
jaquie9 7
idk why but I read that in Cleveland's voice
Nekogami 14
I always read it in Cleveland's voice.
mariepastyglue 30
That is disgusting what kind of father would want to see his daughters look alike having sex! If you live with the pervert sleep with your doors locked Op, because that is CREEPY!
lonewolf6613 4
28 it was a joke :) yes I'm aware it was stupid. but obviously you cared enough to comment on it :)
Goldenberry_fml 14
60 - it wasn't a very funny joke but okay
lonewolf6613 4
which is why I admitted it was stupid
ClaytorNator 12
Just shut up... You're digging yourself a hole you can't climb out of...
erikav9669 11
I've come to realize the people who comment on the fmls are dicks.
rickyfk 4
same
naiveprophet 15
Haha, me too.
Goldenberry_fml 14
Maybe your dad just wanted to make sure it wasn't you? Let's hope so.
Nordrag 26
That was my first thought cause I'm sure as a father his first reaction would be disbelief... I would hope.
xlord 27
The only reason I ever watch **** is to make sure my loved ones aren't in it. Now does anyone have any spare tissues?
Nordrag 26
I watch it for the story.
shadowdragon1 1
Nope use the last one
graffitied_love 20
Maybe she looks like her mom? This is the only other explanation I can come up with. Even then it's gross
Joshido 17
What's her boyfriend watching port any way for?
gallaeo 21
@56 Hmmm, maybe like her mom when she was younger when him & her first met?....still though gotta agree that as his baby's doppelgänger that's pretty creepy lol, if the bf thought it was close enough to her to post it the dad might have some issues.
Brandon_NW 9
Just like going to the mcDonald to eat a salad.
fallslikedominos 10
How does McDonald's salads have anything to do with this topic?
gatorclay97 28
Is anyone going to criticize the boyfriend for posting **** on Facebook?
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Stay away from your old man. What a perv!
FlyingLeumer 19
Did I just hear Mr. Rodgers name?
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Who?
sillyrosster 11
#48 You poor child :/
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Who?!?!?
fallslikedominos 10
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood? Google him
zandalee 19
No body got time for dat!!
FlyingLeumer 19
*Ain't
tehman117 21
You lose, GOOD, DAY SIR
dinosxxrawr 22
father and son-in-law bonding?...
NoDontKillMe 19
Boyfriend, not husband...
angeluv_2014 22
Okay future son in law... whatever
UnluckyGenius 21
Incest is no bueno.
Starcatch77 20
I imagined Spongebob saying that because of your picture and it made it even funnier.
ImAFaker 29
Every time he comments someone says this...
angeluv_2014 22
And I totally imagined urs in Peter Griffin's voice!! LMFAO this was a good comment section
Koppol 15
Your profile picture kind of looks like Sarah Palin, so I imagined your comment in her voice. This is pretty great.
uiskibum 12
that's all wrong.
NeatNit 32
I originally read it as 'promo'. it was much nicer that way.
Carebeareatu 23
At least they are bonding?
misspulkadot24 17
Bonding over his daughter's naked body? I understand optimism, but come onnnn.
Carebeareatu 23
It was a joke, calm your ****. That is really gross.
misspulkadot24 17
Hey now! My **** can act however they want to act! This is the 21st century lady.
Dracoboxer357 35
40- Well, they can't act Anyway they want. After all, the right to swing your boobs, ends where your neighbour's nose begins. ;)
awkward611 26
move out like seriously...
clemsi 20
Rather than moving out facetiously?
miyaviichan 27
Oh man I can't believe I found that funny. So simple. Good job man.
Uramonkey 11
Like father, like... boyfriend?
kurodansei 16
*shudder*