forever young
United States
What am I doing?
Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML
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badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
workfordayzz
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Indoctrinated
Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML
Nohelpforyou
London, Canada
Need help
Today, I was so depressed that I almost called Kids Help Phone for support. Then I remembered that I’m 33. FML
Anonymous
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Lauren
Australia
Turned out OK
Today, I found my high school diary and decided to read it for nostalgia. My teenage self wrote, “Future me will totally be rich, famous, and married to Chris Hemsworth by 30.” I’m 32, single, and googling “How to fix a clogged toilet.” FML
Anonymous
United States
Time
Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML
b……
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Anonymous
Surrey, Canada
Pinhead
Today, I'm 35 years-old and I had to buy myself a hat from the kids section. FML
Top comments
Kheasus 8
@35 You have the grammar of a child as well...
DocBastard 38
You're only as young as you feel. You clearly feel 13. Go look in the mirror at your gray hairs and newly-forming wrinkles. That'll smack you back to reality awfully quickly.
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Comments (127)
kee_breezy32 34
what results showed up?
queendeadjesters 2
What's wrong with being forever young? It's much more fun that way.
thatkidhesh 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
time to grow the **** up OP
Freethaawave 19
"Pull up your goddamn pants!"
syki 22
Why not search and see?
jessicajackson_fml 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
IM STILL ACT LIKE A CHILD
Kheasus 8
@35 You have the grammar of a child as well...
jooyuschase 5
I can tell you just got out of 1st grade by your grammar.
LissaMccracken 23
Why do people click "reply" on a comment, when you're not even gonna actually reply to the comment.
Phantomlyne1 1
They want to top that comment or something or be the number one comment, idk im new here
Ian7890 23
They do it because they know that no one is going to look at the 200th comment.
assassinbanana0 20
At least you're trying to change now? Better late than never, OP!
Damian95 16
Ill give an A for the effort. But a b- for turning it in late.
HowAreYouToday 34
I don't get how googling something is an FML. The things I search for are much weirder than that, OP.
hemz_fml 13
Some people like the kid like behavior especially women just be sure that when you're supposed to take responsibility such as paying bills or fixing stuff around the house you take the initiative
FlyingLeumer 19
Well, at least we know you want to learn maturity.
angiemarie96 25
Yea, it's called alcoholism, they drink from bottles and get too drunk to make it to the toilet
DocBastard 38
You're only as young as you feel. You clearly feel 13. Go look in the mirror at your gray hairs and newly-forming wrinkles. That'll smack you back to reality awfully quickly.
thatkidhesh 11
listen to the good doctor OP.
TrinityisLife 22
Cellulite cream is on sale at Walgreen's!! Stock up!
ItsAnanya 25
I might be wrong but...shouldn't it be collagen? O.o
BioChemEGirl 11
that too.
LaLa_xo 14
I think it's a little too late to learn now, OP.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
No it isn't, OP! It's never too late! It's alright to be a bit lost in life sometimes.
HeadlessSparrow 20
Did you find the fountain of youth!!!?
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
I'm guessing you still live at home too..huh.Its alright you'll grow up eventually.
CaptMurdock 25
Or you'll die trying.
Axipiter 24
Doesn't everybody technically "live at home"?
expertsmilee 26
What if you're homeless?
Axipiter 24
Well, if you live on the street, then isn't that your "home" too? I dunno, I was just being stupid.
SiJSyd 2
#69- I agree.
TheAwkHawk 14
#69 Look, I know this is immature too but... I have to. Lol your number was 69
Axipiter 24
I thought the same thing, but I'm almost 30. It's really not that amusing anymore.
LaLince 40
you are an adult or not. you can not act like an adult.
TheBrochure 22
Well, you certainly cannot! It is clear that your mind is still in the concrete operational stage of human development, what with being limited to thinking in such black and white terms. :P
LaLince 40
I'm not thinking in black and white, but in brown and yellow terms.
SS99_fml 20
Hey man, better to be a kid at heart than an old grouch. I'm a cashier/order taker at a restaurant and I really appreciate all the older gentleman and ladies who know how to crack a joke or two. That being said you may only need to look up a few etiquette protocols/etc but don't lose that kid at heart feeling! :)
MissWhitneyB 17
Better late than never.