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Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

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On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

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Well, do you have a problem with it?

#1 - On 06/30/2013 at 7:57pm by JasonUMN

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Egg his car.
Reply the same way.
Wait for results.

(Warning: I am in no way liable to any injuries sustained during the course of action recommended above.)

#6 - On 06/30/2013 at 7:59pm by Nordrag

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