By arse-face - 28/06/2013 23:22 - Ireland - Caher

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 990
You deserved it 4 858

Same thing different taste

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I like how the first two comments are nearly identical

Never mind, I read it wrong, lol ignore me

SumBur 11

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miasaur 11
Llama_Face89 33

Troll senses tingling. Did someone edit their comment?

Poochavist 11

No one wants to see your 'lol'

Throw shit like a monkey at the bouncer, and when they bitch at you just say "I'm only validating your point"

How does PROVING their point help her?

It doesn't help her but that whole situation just gives her permission to act wild and get payback

@25 LOL I laughed way too hard at that....

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Hm. I love how people automatically blame being "ugly" by having too much make-up or not 'enough'. I do admit sometimes with too much make-up it can go a little overboard but that doesn't make someone an "arse face" in this case, but putting it on doesn't exactly turn you into a beauty queen. Sorry about what happened to you, OP. On the bright side you no longer have fake friends!

pinguino3669_fml 23

Makeup doesn't define beauty.

Shitty solution, throw feces at him to prove his point.

No offense but the bouncer had every right to let in who he thinks is good for the club. I just hope that OP isnt naturally ugly and she just needs to present herself better.

Sorry, OP. Probably aren't your real friends then :( at least you now know!

Well, I guess you can use that time to find better friends

mrdinofly 6

You'd have no idea how hard it is making friends when you don't have friends in the first place.

glamorous18 10

sorry honey, those aren't your real friends. try finding people you can trust & rely on.

that's when the slip of a 20$ bill in a hand shake comes in handy. and once you're inside slip another bouncer another 20 to toss your friends back out since they were going in without you.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

This... This is... This is the guy.

Okay... okay, sir... okay, sir, please stop... Thanks!! :) ...

ApollosMyth 22

I don't know if those friends are worth $40.

"Uhhh...excuse me sir, I have someone I'd like you to meet...*pulls out money*and this fellow doesn't like those people over there.*

rosatoscano 12

Your friends are assholes...

Well, OP, I guess those "friends" of yours need to be returned. And as for the doorman, I'm sure he's wrong.