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Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm - misc - by fuckedbyahipster (man) - Finland

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Out of all the types of annoying douchebags in the world, hypocrites are the worst.

#2 - On 06/15/2013 at 8:05pm by theninja1800

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Point out that you're eating animals to keep them from putting methane in our atmosphere, whilst she is eating the plants that allow us to breath. Who's the real barbarian? Checkmate.

#3 - On 06/15/2013 at 8:06pm by sweatypandalove

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