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Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML


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On 06/14/2013 at 12:06am - misc - by :( - United States (Colorado)

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Times like theses... "just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming"

#2 - On 06/14/2013 at 6:08am by Kidkaplan

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you tried your best ,,, keep at it & before you know you'll be 1st for reals

#4 - On 06/14/2013 at 6:08am by Dodge4x4Ram

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