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Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML


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On 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by earplugsplease (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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You should convince him to pay you gas money

#2 - On 05/16/2013 at 6:01pm by LeonKennedy45

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Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!

#5 - On 05/16/2013 at 6:06pm by rouh

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