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Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50936) - you deserved it (8859)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

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So money AND sex. What's the problem?

#2 - On 05/15/2013 at 12:52pm by Peanut

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Well. That's very...disturbing...

#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 12:51pm by narkill

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