Just like ur profile picture

I think that was a trap he placed

Or a hidden camera setup. Expect to appear on a TV show soon.

YES, WHAT I DID MADE AN FML! Just kidding, sounds like something I would do, I do that to my girlfriend all the time, even the running away part unfortunately.

That sounds like an interesting relationship, #70.

Did you get the coin?

Aaaaaaaaand, she's pregnant

Bend at the knees, not at the waist, OP!

I just want to ask, is OP's username the noise he made when it occurred?

She better have, she earned it

Are you seriously trying to make the situation seem okay? A person was assaulted. I feel so sorry for OP that someone disturbed took advantage of OP. I think OP should report it to the police even if OP didn't see his face. I pretty sure it counts as a form of sexual assault.

#19: I think you need to calm down. You also might want to purchase a sense of humor as well, but I suppose those are in short supply.

Sorry #19, I wasn't aware OP needed my support in order to call the police if this incident had bothered them so much.

I feel sorry for you if you think assault is funny.

#32, I feel sorry for you that you don't understand the obvious sarcasm and the joke that's clearly intended. Lol. Lighten up a little. Sheesh.

#32: I'm assuming that was directed at me. For future reference, this is a humor website where HUMOROUS (for the most part) stories are submitted. If you can't see the funny/ironic situations in published FMLs or in the comments for that matter, why are you here?

All I was trying to point out was that an assault happened. I personally can not find humor in the situation. However it is the Internet, so I shouldn't really be bother myself because you found the situation funny.

#19- pull the stick out

The situation was pretty funny. It's not like he is scarred for life..

#42 just stop

#19 Need some humor? I have some extra.

19, what the **** will police do? Keep an eye out for a mysterious humper?

I can see miss down votes point but Miss, you have to understand this is FML, people don't post FML's looking for sympathy for the most part, if she wasn't disturbed enough to keep from posting than it was just a funny event.

#42, Calm the hell down...you make this FML sound like it was rape. Nothing serious happened and I don't know how YOU picture this FML, but all it was was 2 seconds of a man playing a joke on someone else, who then put it on FML. Not some brutal taken to the alley rape scene.

I feel sorry for all of you. Take a joke. Quit arguing.

#19 clearly FML forums are not for you.

42- Calm your **** dude, OP was humped, not raped. As shocking and weird as it is, it wasn't assult. Nobody was hurt, nobody got anything shoved up their ass, nobody got horribly scarred for life. The only thing that happened was that OP got an interesting story to tell his grandkids, and we got a good laugh.

it was assault it was unwanted and was a form of not consented sexual contact

I think it's hilarious. More people need a sense of humor.

This FML reply forum is probably gonna be so long that I can type anything down with nobody knowing what it is. Squirrels.

I'm surprised Freshpie hasn't trolled any of you yet. He is popular on the forums.

I think this FML really depends on what kind of person OP is. On an episode of Law&Order something similar happen to 9 people on an NY subway, and when they were brought to identify the man some of the women just kind of shrugged it off while others burst into tears. Since OP posted it on FML I'm sure he/she is fine, but a little annoyed.

#19, OP is a male. Also, lighten up! Joke aren't meant to be taken seriously, that's why they're called jokes.

I think everyone in this thread (specifically #19, #42, and everyone crying because "sexual assault isn't funny") needs to consider the fact that OP posted this FML voluntarily. If he was so traumatised, I doubt he'd have submitted his story to a site which is dedicated to providing humourous snippets from peoples lives. In fact, I woud go so far as to say that if he was bothered terribly by the event, whether it technically be classified as sexual assault or not, he'd talk to a friend or family member about it. Sexual assault is not funny, however I do think that before we all get on our social justice soap-boxes, we need to consider the context of the story.

Are you on crack she just got raped and all u can think of is a way of calling her a prostitute wtf u son of a b*tch

Ok 152, OP is male, you can't get something shoved up your butt if you and the other guy have pants and undies on, no one said prostitute, calm the **** down.

Beep beep, femtard alert

He may have, but I bet when this becomes an FML video he won't.

But did she get a good look at his shoes?

Next time bend at the knees. Pants or no pants.

Was it good for you, cuz I'm pretty sure it was good for him

I don't know if it's funnier or creepier that OP is a guy.

Funnier.

I don't know, if it was a girl, she would've been more butthurt

Generalization much, #114?

Clever devil.

yeah, but you never know if they would've tried to hump op's head too.

Oh, that's a disturbing mental image.

Who knows what would have happened if she was on her knees? If you know what I mean...

it was a guy just saying

It he bent at the knees he would have gotten "tea bagged" lmao