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Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51315) - you deserved it (18260)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

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You should have expected that answer after he teased you about being a virgin.
;p

#1 - On 05/12/2013 at 10:30am by NoorFML

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Well, fishing for compliments never turns out as you hoped, does it?

#5 - On 05/12/2013 at 10:32am by ApollosMyth

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