Parenting, Drugs and Miscellaneous: Encouragement

Encouragement

By peallow - 12/05/2013 05:01 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

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You deserved it 20 319

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By katieemw95 - 23/09/2019 04:00

Today, I came home from partying all night, having stayed completely sober. My Dad, blind drunk, told me he was proud of me for staying sober. He claims to have been sober longer than I have. FML

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 12:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

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You deserved it 3 519

High expectations

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was arguing with my husband how he has never told our son that he’s proud of him. Without missing a beat, he told me that when our son gets around to doing something he can be proud of, then he’ll tell him he’s proud of him. Our son is a university graduate and trainee doctor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 851

You deserved it 79

By Me myself & I - 19/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Columbus

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

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Teenagers these days

By prostitott - 04/05/2013 07:22

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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You deserved it 15 381

By beautyschool22 - 11/06/2012 23:39 - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

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You deserved it 3 273

Ungrateful!

By lifesabitch2016 - 24/05/2014 06:23 - United States - Moses Lake

Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 5 518

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 17:42 - Zambia

Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 196

You deserved it 2 384

By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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You deserved it 8 341

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Sunday 12 May 2013 16:32

Well, fishing for compliments never turns out as you hoped, does it?

MatteKudasai 17

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:30

Well you can rest easy knowing that the FML community are proud of you. Good work!

Comments

oNisao 21

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:50

Great stuff, but why you ask?,he might of gave you a negative answer just cause you asked (Lol. U asked 4 it?)

alexafml 5

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:50

Toot your own horn, much?

kurodansei 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:53

kawaii I am amused by your comment when considering your profile picture.

Akay4 14

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:57

That is something to be proud of,but you come off as self centered.

nikkipettyfer 24

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:13

Props to you! You mAke me feel bad.

missalice0306 19

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:19

Psychological problems and going to the hospital for something serious isn't something you can help. You're implying that those are things to be ashamed of.

xXNerrrdXx 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:28

I'd be proud if you were my daughter !

chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:31

And (big news here) Dads a dick head!

SwtCherryPie 26

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:33

Good for you. Don't let your dad make you feel bad about being a good person.

oxygenius 14

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:40

YDI for fishing for compliments. Sometimes it's good to let your hair down and have some fun. Drinking alcohol once in a while is a good social activity, as long as you don't over-do it. You really do have a boring life OP.