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Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25020) - you deserved it (44681)

On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Who the heck plays cool when they meet their celebrity crush?

#9 - On 05/01/2013 at 3:31am by Marmarfarfar

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Bloody Hell.

#4 - On 05/01/2013 at 3:29am by kamikrazy

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