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Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36809) - you deserved it (5037)

On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well, if he took a hot bath, warm water would make it easier to peel off.

#1 - On 04/24/2013 at 3:01am by EvilUndead

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i once heard from a monk that female saliva will just take the tape adhesive right off. trust him, he's a monk.

#9 - On 04/24/2013 at 3:04am by flockz

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