no selfie for me
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pasadena, United States
Rookie mistake
Today, I was at the park unsuccessfully trying to take a selfie. A stranger walked up to me and offered to take the picture for me. I agreed and gave him my phone. He took it and ran off. FML
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MichiSixx 12
And that's why you can't trust everyone you meet.
Gaga_is_God6969 13
I don't trust anyone with my phone...let alone, a complete stranger. What were you thinking?
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Comments (142)
MichiSixx 12
And that's why you can't trust everyone you meet.
hardonforjesus 10
It's a shame really because most people are completely trustworthy, it's just a minority that alter the whole dynamic of our society.
samasara 20
Exactly. There are bad people everywhere.
ElizaZee 9
Hope the stranger isn't posting this from OP's phone!
karlcolt45 19
wait, so that man with the candy...WASN'T gonna give me candy next?... dodged a bullet there
Zazoo1995 23
Some people just want to see the world burn.
zsefvgby 11
It a horrible to hear when someone abuses the generic public trust most people have in this world. It makes me feel as if the world is falling apart.
becca717 7
Don't forget about the whole "Apple picking" thing where people run by and steal iPhones right out of people's hands... Society can be so messed up these days.
dalink 24
*And that's why you can't trust ANYONE you meet. Reference: FML app.
MichiSixx 12
@118 - I can trust a number of people. Not everyone is an asshole.
Gaga_is_God6969 13
I don't trust anyone with my phone...let alone, a complete stranger. What were you thinking?
interesting33 36
I guess it could be seen as YDI but honestly, who hasn't asked strangers to take a group/single picture? It is seen as a normal thing in our society but open to abuse :/
liv_graham 7
#76 group pictures are different, the point of a selfie is to take it yourself
SweetasCandy0609 28
maybe he took off with it for calling it a selfie.
lilhellian 26
When I first read selfie I thought he meant **********.. :/
crudeandrudeguy 29
Ditto, definitely thought he was grooming the wookie....
groovycrazyjoe 18
didn't attempt to chase him if your a man
Grand_Cookie 21
Stranger rule #1: Don't give anyone who can beat you in a foot race anything valuable.
guitarbeast 22
Or in a fist fight
kyle_27 6
Thats exactly why I always carry my pistol haha, very great point though you made.
hardonforjesus 10
Your friend sounds like a really nice guy.
ElizaZee 9
I guess he wanted to take a selfie of himself! Haha
SomeRandomGuy15 18
More like he wanted to take a cellphone...
Caltech 12
thats not funny
Grand_Cookie 21
I think it is. How hilarious would it be to hear someone stole your friend's phone and after they freaked out they found it full of new pictures? I'd laugh.
thatsdndn1 19
You are idiot for trusting people with ur phone
greenfishbait 19
I can't tell if this is serious or not.
thatsdndn1 19
English is my fourth language buddy:) so its ok to be idiot in this case
diaosi 4
You were serious until she burned your ass with four languages and made you feel like the idiot.
fuzz97 23
oh man, I just love seeing an uppity grammar nazi get put in their place
not_a_robot 15
Well at least he tried to apologize. You still did not have to be a dick though, buddy.
whY402Jay 12
I'm not your buddy, friend. I'm not your friend, guy. I'm not your guy, buddy.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
To quote Arnie, you all need to "chill out, dickwad".
sikunt89_fml 16
Definitely not the greatest idea, at least you learnt a lesson from it... at least I hope you did.
karlcolt45 19
too bad nobody got a shot of your reaction, there's a photo worth seeing
Attica 20
And this is where vanity gets us...