Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
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MarilynI 9
Well that's awkward. Did he stay?
Imhere4fml 24
I'm guessing you thought the cop car in the street was just for show too ?
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Comments (141)
MarilynI 9
Well that's awkward. Did he stay?
Bakarra 22
Well obviously, rule 141/D of the police regulation handbook clearly states that "An officer of the law is never allowed to leave duty for the pursuit of personal pleasure, unless it's a woman's bachelorette party and a male stripper is needed."
Nightwing98 22
I'm currently studying law and can verify this. It came about from the "Officer Sexy vs. the state of Illinois" case of 1998.
wldd0g 9
I just hope he had enough handcuffs to go around.
Grex_fml 9
"Unit 307 to dispatch, no backup required"
Wimoweh 10
"Dispatch to Unit 307, we want in on the action too, hold up."
blackzi11a 7
This is off topic, but I find it neat that I know bakarra irl. I will high five you on Monday for your funny comment!
Reaper1984 13
Oh Oh Oh shit... shots fired shots fired dispatch, just send a sandwich and a smoke...
Bakarra 22
103 Dafuq? Lol someone in San Antonio is gonna get a real awkward ass high five...
blackzi11a 7
Oh it will be, we shared the same class at one point
Bakarra 22
Oh yea what class was that again? Btw when you see him tellem I also enjoyed his comment it was quite witty
yoyoforpeace 14
Am I the only one trying to figure out if those two know each other or not?....
wldd0g 9
Nope. So far it sounds like only one is right.
Bakarra 22
I honestly have no idea if I know this person or not, I do know that I don't live in San Antonio, but I guess ill find out tomorrow... Haha
Wealthyparrot 9
Because officers know their own rulebook, when they barely know the 10 laws which define the bill of rights.
ratatat234 4
That's awkward.
buckeyed 20
maybe the cops secret lifelong dream was to be a stripper
gracehi 31
Actually, something like this happened on an episode of the "Golden Girls." They were throwing a party and ordered a male stripper, but then a real cop showed up and they thought he was the stripper, but later the actual stripper showed up wearing a skimpy version of a cop uniform. In the end it turned out that the cop had always wanted to be a dancer, and the stripper had always wanted to be a cop.
accioshannon 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
...Nobody called for a stripper, you thought one just showed up?
FrostHeart 36
"Thinking he was the stripper we ordered." Please pay more attention before attempting to comment.
ravensman234 6
i think you missed the part where it said "thinking he was the stripper we ordered"
accioshannon 17
OH. Duh. I'm sorry, that was stupid of me.
SammyS2012 21
That's what happens in the Sims 3; isnt real life like that?
1awliet 8
But the ones in Sims 3 dress up like firefighters not cops
jamon10 4
Your just stupid
suboy 10
117, *you're. Ive never seen a fail in its natural habitat.
RedPandax 23
#122, I've* The mistake between 'your' and 'you're' is pretty common, but how do you mess up 'I've'? Plus, isn't it in the rulebook that when you correct someone you should make sure everything you wrote is correct, otherwise it makes you look uneducated?
horrorfield 6
Did he at least strip?
DudeEvil 22
He should've gone along with it to make some monies! :P
Bakarra 22
It's all fun and games until the real stripper shows up...
sig4life 18
Those handcuffs would have been a lot larder to get out of.
franchoi1 5
Learn to spell
Bakarra 22
It was an accident dick, if it said "a lot hahrderd" then maybe, maaaaybe your comment would be warranted
BubbleGrunge 18
49- Learn about punctuation!
generalasskicker 12
Nazis nazis everywhere
lincolnkite 6
4 I think I know you..... Creepy
Pandasawr 10
Gotta check first lol
ohjoy15 33
HOW? :I
callie06 6
Pull on his pants and see if they snap off? :P
Pandasawr 10
How about ask?? Or NOTICE a police car.
Imhere4fml 24
I'm guessing you thought the cop car in the street was just for show too ?
rg350dx 29
Maybe it was squad car #69. If so that's totally entrapment
LeafsGuy92 10
Or the cop was on one of the bikes lol.. (Peddle bike that is, yes.. Cops do ride peddle bicycles)
Googolman 29
Pedal* Shame on you.
Welshite 39
He had handcuffs and everything... I think he would make a special sort of stripper.
frethelt 3
i may be wrong.. but dont strippers dressed up as cops have handcuffs aswell..
LarryLaDouche 13
Fuzzy handcuffs are just TOO easy to break out of. I mean, if you want some real excitement, get the legit ones. Then they can't escape... :)
Brandonep 13
7- Not as much that as the taser, pepper spray, and the gun.
generalasskicker 12
You can escape in handcuffs but you better have good balance for the running
Lincoln_Log 3
Shouldn't have tried to cop a feel!
JJ_Rokk 10
Lol. Icwatudidthar.
FML_user_person 8
YDI. If he says that there have been complaints about the noise, he would not have been the stripper. Besides, wasn't he wearing his uniform?
Bakarra 22
I realize you're 14 but you should still know many strippers wear uniforms, popular male stripper uniforms would include: police, fire fighter, soldier, cowboy, etc.
truesarrif 33
not to mention.. "complaints about the noise" is how all cop strippers start their entrance.. lmao
Bakarra 22
*Deep manly voice* " Excuse me ladies, but there's been some complaints about the noise. Im gonna have to take you all...dooooowntown."
sig4life 18
You guys sure do know a lot about male strippers. Are we moonlighting or is really your day job?
Voij 16
45, it's not just a job, it's a lifestyle! *cue You Sexy Thing from Hot Chocolate*
meekthekit 6
"We've received a noise complaint... It's too quiet in here." ;)
skatoolaki 24
You don't understand how strippers hired for such events work, do you #9?
Bakarra 22
Well I didn't wanna have the kid buried without knowing why! :(
cmb8280 24
The naivety of this comment delights me :) It's so cute!!
misspennycakes 7
9 get off FML you are too ******* young!!!!
kennaem1 11
I love you
Megisaprettygirl 7
"Arrest me!" "Ma'am stay still, you're seriously under arrest." "Woohoo!" "Ok ill need back up."