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Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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It always makes me sad to see how little respect some people pay to their spouse and spouse's family.

#1 - On 03/23/2013 at 10:03pm by elephantsarecute

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There's nothing else to be said here than seriously reconsider you relationship with him, if not leae him altogether. Your mother, a huge part of your childhood and life, a true bond and a shoulder to hold yourself up on, passed away. His reaction was to non-chalantly turn up late, with a spring in his step, almost relishing her death as a side-dish for his taco and fully aware of the contrast between his cheerfulness and douchebaggery, and this day of mourning.
I don't think he has a shred of humanity or decency, and probably not a lot of love for you or your family for him to be able to do that.
Get rid of this asshole.

#7 - On 03/23/2013 at 10:10pm by Pleonasm

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