Miscellaneous: Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed...

By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By hahasuckit - 25/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled "Yeah right." in front of everyone. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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Fingers crossed

By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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Stranger danger

By erin - 02/04/2021 10:59

Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By FuglyBetty - 24/02/2016 22:48 - Norway - Arendal

Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML

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Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

nice, way to shout out first man.... i think the person in line meant that the OP was fat. which is EXTREMELY rude, im sorry :(. dont worry, that lady is a **** and no "size" will ever change that.

Narsh 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

That was totally uncalled for. Why not just say "Oh yeah, I guess we are wearing the same shirt." and leave it at that? Some people...

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Rob490 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:14

first BUt honestly i dont quite get it was she fat?

A_LiST3RR 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:45

The lady was probably really skinny

rcbarnes 24

Friday 2 March 2012 3:36

...and a bitch.

nodbor 11

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

you should stop being a copycat

bestnameright 14

Wednesday 13 March 2013 18:50

You should stop being an idiot.

lulzorz 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

nice, way to shout out first man.... i think the person in line meant that the OP was fat. which is EXTREMELY rude, im sorry :(. dont worry, that lady is a **** and no "size" will ever change that.

Fridiculously 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 0:08

bunga bungaa.

Thabb 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 3:19

Sucks to be you!

Narsh 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

That was totally uncalled for. Why not just say "Oh yeah, I guess we are wearing the same shirt." and leave it at that? Some people...

mrhahn530 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:20

Hey, i'm bored as hell, click on my picture so i can get a shit ton of page views, lol.

heyitsme0123 6

Tuesday 18 May 2010 22:01

Who would want to click on your picture?!?! You're uglyyyy!!!!!!!!

rsantiago95 2

Monday 27 January 2014 12:34

I couldn't tell if you were a guy or a girl, so I had to click on your picture to find out. Nice choice of a picture you chose there

mf_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:24

people really respond like that when you say you're wearing the same thing? heh, ****.

onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:25

#1: WE CAN SEE YOU'RE FIRST! YOU HAVE A NUMBER 1 NEXT TO THE DATE, TIME AND YOUR NAME! **** OFF! OP: That totally blows. I'm honestly amazed at how snide people can be to somebody they don't know! If you're pregnant, then you have an excuse to bitch at people, because strangers are CONSTANTLY talking to you and trying to touch your belly without permission... but yeah. I wish people would wise up and be kind sometimes.