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Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML


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On 01/24/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by steven - United States (California)

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Everyone makes dumb mistakes. Unfortunately, it was your turn.

#2 - On 01/24/2013 at 6:36am by m4nduh

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Clearly you are of such supreme intelligence that the little things, such as turning the oven on, do not trouble you nor disturb your state of elevated thought. It's ok, your probably a genius.

#7 - On 01/24/2013 at 6:40am by Fluffydemise

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