By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 07:17 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML
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luminos_ 9

Ask her if she minds that you watch her.

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shyboy3092 6

At least she was polite.

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Pleonasm 35

*Minds you could say *minds if you join her.

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emeraldisle 30

Wow. That sentence is all kinds of fail. Excuse while I go back to grammar school and learn how to spell.

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browneyedgirl52 13

Or tell her that you do mind and hopefully she won't pee.

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EvilUndead 9

Grammar Nazi assassins have been dispatched.

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Eluveitie 9

51, excuse us if we want our language spoken properly.

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sens3sfailing 24

written properly* and technixally there are probably tons of obscure grammar mistakes we are making that only people with doctorates in english would see.

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kobelstone23 13

#51, I enjoyed your comment even if It did get down voted.

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DanielleinDC 33

#64 And written. I also prefer "Red Pencil Police" or "Grammar Cop" to "Grammar Nazi". As for you, OP, I feel your pain. My boyfriend told me he was riding a bus from work and that someone actually peed on the bus. The bus passes through a crappy part of town before it hits the area where his office is (which is being gentrified).

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luminos_ 9

Ask her if she minds that you watch her.

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AssTard 15

That's probally what the old lady wanted.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Who says she was old? Maybe she was young...and hot...and down to scissor

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AssTard 15

My bad. I just suspected because what young, sane, person does that?

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AndOtherDrugs 5

What old, sane person does that?

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Meettitan 14

So since when are sanity and age directly related?

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shyboy3092 6

At least she was polite.

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laurenlovesjb 20

I don't know... This FML is more sad to me than anything else:(

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iOceanus 18

You forgot your comma rules!

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sig4life 18

You forgot; 'here is my jacket for there is no TP.'

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Artsygirl90 14

The real question here is: What was your answer?

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ICastillo 24

OP never clarified she said no...I'm just saying...

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shan88 14

You know the answer was yes!

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81808 7

But she asked "do you mind?". So saying "yes" means no, and saying "no" means yes.

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Pleonasm 35

So what's all this about women complaining they can't go everywhere, like us men, eh?

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Stalkerloo 11

Isn't that why somebody invented that pee-tube for women, with plastic bag attachment?

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Pleonasm 35

Imagine waddling around with that between your legs. It'd probably just look like a very strange way to play croquet.

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Cupcake040 17

no you just put it in when you have to pee!!! You don't just keep the thing in your pants.....i haven't heard of one with a bag on it but I've seen one that's a hard plastic and i guess is more like a funnel pointing away from the body

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Stalkerloo 11

47- I hope you aren't speaking from experience.

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Jiinxx 8

... at least she didn't ask if you'd mind if she pooped. silver lining, op.

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tararochelle 18

Isn't it crazy to anyone else how many weirdos there are out there?

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debbster7 18

Not on you, I hope?

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