Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Lost in music
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
FREEBIRD!
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Singalong
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Gigs
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Ah, teenage love…
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
nycwrestler 17
Ugh this pun is too complex, it went right over my head.
amillionbucks 5
That's what wrestling does to you buddy.
chell1894 13
Yeah I mean I wouldn't want to hear you sing either. He came to see the movie. Not you singing.
rogerdodgeroz 4
Yeah I woulda too
pieman528 10
Maybe she should sing les?
SammyS2012 21
I mean if she really wanted to sing along she could have done it under her breath so no one could hear. That's what I did
Catkam623 27
Or if she knew she had a problem singing maybe she could rent the DVD than mangle the song to her hearts content on the privacy of her own home.
brett1506 12
You should of pop'd him one in the head for saying that.
HollyDolly660 8
Does anybody else think it's a douche move for a guy to dump pop all over a girl, even if she was singing?
marcranger 28
109, nope. There's a special circle of hell for people who talk or, in this case, sing during a movie. OP got the very least of what she deserved. I'd say that regardless of either party's gender.
silvermoonstar3 3
Yes. They should have just had OP removed from the theater and seen if they could get their money back for another ticket if they actually had to leave the room to get an usher or whatever to do so.
Zebediabolical 43
I dunno. It'd be worth a five dollar soda to me not to have to leave and find the usher. I work on a pretty tight schedule, so when I'm at a movie, that is the movie that i have time and intent to see. If I have to leave, even if I get a free ticket to a later show, odds are I'm not going to make it back before it expires.
poccocurantes 7
#115 Totally agree. What kind of malfunction do you have to have to think your singing in a movie theater would be appreciated by an audience that came to see professional actors perform a classic musical and pay those prices for popcorn and soda? Maybe I personally wouldn't have dumped soda on her head but I certainly would have clapped.
sexxxysydney 14
Someone in my town got stabbed with a meat thermometer for taking during a movie. So a bath of soda doesn't seem so bad to me lol
RedPillSucks 31
What zombie Apocalypse movie was playing that someone thought it was appropriate to bring a meat thermometer to the movies?
poccocurantes 7
#141 This is why I never go to a movie without my meat thermometer. It is a pastime of mine check peoples body temperature when they are doing something idiotic. I would like to talk to Docbastard about doing a paper on this for JAMA.
ambear26 14
No, people come to see a movie not to have THAT person next to them singing along. Op could've atleast whisper sang.
SircalebS 6
I agree. I would never
RinoaHeartilly 36
No. The sex of the people doesn't matter. He could have handled it better but she was being an annoying, inconsiderate bitch and I'm sure he wasn't the only one who wanted to do that to her.
88vivera 9
Lol
sisi778 3
Les be honest here you may not have been the best singer ever
doctor__who 19
Eh. At least OP couldn't have sounded worse than Russell Crowe as Javert. However, if you were singing over Aaron Tviet then YDI.
Grayce_123 0
I agree couldn't he have just nicely asked her to stop first?
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
ariverperson 11
not* damn!
jojimugo 20
I know they do but dammm pouring a drink on someone is a little to much
jojimugo 20
Too*
perdix 29
#2, I actually go to watch other people. I go to the front row, kneel in the seat facing backwards and stare at the audience. I'm usually escorted out within 15 minutes, but the scene I cause is more entertaining that 95% of the slop dumped upon the screens.
X_Codes 11
@34 - It was either that or get them thrown out. At least OP was still allowed to watch the movie.
saksxalmo 20
Perdix, are you secretly Amélie Poulain?
cxex 23
It's a musical. People are going to sing along. Don't go to a see a musical if you don't want to hear it
midnightm16 24
Yes it's a musical. And you go to hear the actors sing. Not the tone deaf dick beside you.
T1A2Z3 34
Actually then they would just watch it at home. You go to shows plays films etc to experience things as a group.
Cavebone 5
You definitely deserve it but the pop dumping is uncalled for. I'm sure a simple STFU would have sufficed.
TheDrifter 23
Perhaps there was one or more shouts to stfu and OP just tuned them out? It doesn't sound like consideration for others is high on op's priority list when the urge to karaoke strikes.
Shmatterhorn 38
I agree, but for a different reason. Do you realize just how expensive movie theatre soda pop is?
siickman 7
Any theatre ask for an arm and a leg for the food and drinks. The candy box is like 4$ and its not king size, and you find the same size outside for like $1.75 or something like that. I just sneak my things in.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
The thing about that, is that the movie theaters actually make very little off of the movies they play. The ticket price goes to the film company. Movie theaters have to make their profit from the concession stands. Hence the high prices.
strawberrywine22 30
Yes but if they lowered the prices by even less than half, more people would buy snacks and drinks. When we went to see the Hobbit, my sister in law paid over a hundred dollars for four peoples tickets plus drinks and popcorn. I used to manage a theater...it doesn't cost enough to run the movies as they make off the crap they sell.
xKandaxYuux 8
Not only is the soda expensive, but the movie theater by me wants a bottle of Dasani for $5.75. That's even more expensive then a box of candy.
DanielleinDC 33
And I'm sorry, but Dasani is crap. As for you, OP, maybe having soda dumped on your head was uncalled for, but really, don't sing along in the movie theatre.
silvermoonstar3 3
This explains why the local 1-room theater shut down. They had really good prices for food. No reason to try to bring your own in. They even cooked pizza and brought it to you in your seat.
Valiumknights44 12
Dasani is crap? It's bottled water. No matter who is bottling it it'll all taste like water.
RedPillSucks 31
@116 - same here. We had an actual sit down restaurant style theatre where you could order regular restaurant food at semi reasonable prices, including beer. They shut down recently also.
senor_awesome 14
87- love the profile pic! That is an awesome movie! ok. now yall can thumb down.
A7XCamaro 19
133 - Water does not all taste the same, there are various minerals in the water that give it taste. Also I have to agree Dasani taste horrible.
saksxalmo 20
I'm going to go read a study about people's actual ability to even distinguish bottled water from tap, then come back here and laugh at you. Ya damn bottled water snobs.
Cleo88 6
I've done a blind taste test on types of water and while I couldn't distinguish them all I definitely got some right, Dasani was one of them. They definitely taste different
Cleo88 6
I've done a blind taste test on types of water and while I couldn't distinguish them all I definitely got some right, Dasani was one of them. They definitely taste different
heliraptor 13
192, if you can't tell the difference between tap and bottled water, I recommend you learn. Google some of the research that has been done on the subject of fluorine in the water supplies, and the effects it can have on IQ and other neurological functions, it's scary shit dude. Not to sound like a conspiracy weirdo, but there's something off with all that. Just my thoughts, though.
dc4 12
It's either have incredibly small amounts of fluorine in our water or have rotting teeth for half of the population.
saksxalmo 20
#205-- Or we could, you know... Take better care of our teeth... Besides, there's a lot of sketchy history behind the fluorine thing. Something about getting rid of factory waste. I don't remember most of it. But yeah, I'm pretty sure bottled water has fluorine in it, too, it's worse for the environment, and it's more expensive so...
GhostChickens 17
He should have asked you to be quiet first if you were bugging him, dumping soda over someone is mean and humiliating. Still, he didn't pay to hear you sing. Maybe next time just mouth the words.
miniluda12 12
In the last Harry Potter movie, some lady's phone went off and she answered it. Everyone was pissed.
Ashley_Radke 13
Maybe he did and the annoying OP didn't include that part...
humnahey 5
They came for the show not your voice.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
One does not simply, sing-along during Les Mis...
CueTheMusic 22
You totally deserved that. People are paying good money to listen to the show, not you. Save that for in the shower.
solarrunner 16
Well, OP might be a really bad singer, so I can understand the other guy's rage.
screenager5 35
Angry as he was, he didn't need to be that rude. Coulda just told her to shut the hell up and been done with it.
skylark907 5
18, don't watch the video 43 referred you too. It's hedgehog ****.
1215116a 14
Even if she is a good singer, it would still be as annoying as hell.
zinoxity 23
You were disturbing others. I don't want to say that you necessarily deserved exactly what happened. The guy could have handled the situation differently.
Onmyzephyr 5
I'll say it, it was deserved. Practically asking for it.
beccalicious 9
I would have done the same, don't sing while others are trying to watch the movie
RedPillSucks 31
Unless it's "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
beccalicious 9
Haha still I wanna hear the people sing and talk not people next to me or anything
meihua 19
I think you missed the point of the comment. People go to Rocky Horror Picture Show to sing- or at least they used to.
beccalicious 9
Oh my bad haha as you can see I have no idea what it was.. Sorry lol
amillionbucks 5
That's hilarious. You must have really pissed him off