Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
by marriedtoatool / 12/26/2012 at 1:15am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
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No real man uses lotion. If a real man's skin gets dry, he moisturises with the blood of a rattlesnake. A rattlesnake he caught.
With his teeth.
#18 - On 12/26/2012 at 6:44am by DocBastard
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wow, that's almost like the woman that bought lingerie for herself, as her husbands gift, only to have her husband spazz. it goes both ways....
#3 - On 12/26/2012 at 6:13am by bribecrazyy
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