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Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by marriedtoatool - Australia (New South Wales)

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No real man uses lotion. If a real man's skin gets dry, he moisturises with the blood of a rattlesnake. A rattlesnake he caught.

With his teeth.

#18 - On 12/26/2012 at 6:44am by DocBastard

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wow, that's almost like the woman that bought lingerie for herself, as her husbands gift, only to have her husband spazz. it goes both ways....

#3 - On 12/26/2012 at 6:13am by bribecrazyy

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