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Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35953) - you deserved it (21160)

On 05/18/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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People... He crashed on his friends couch long enough to sober up! At which point all he was thinking about was his own comfy bed! He didn't look in the mirror because he wanted to get home. It makes sense!

OP... Light weight! Never fall asleep first!

#12 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:51am by sparda4355

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If you were still too messed up to see the writing in your mirrors, you shouldn't have been driving.

#3 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:14am by Dogmaw

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