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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (97762)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

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