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By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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3reezee 0

you show that dog who's boss. even if it makes your mum think you're into **********.

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redbluegreen 40

Okay, so the first time I read this, I thought the first thing you said was, "Today, I started humping my dogs leg..." and I was like WTF! So I read it again...and the second time around there really wasn't any difference. That's so crazy though. What were you smoking? Did you also know that you can mark your territory by peeing on things?

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hustler123 0

haha # 15 and you probably enjoyed it lol

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MikeOG 0

Classic! Next time lock your door you feel the need to show your dog who's boss

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arques 0

You know, a spray bottle or a harsh word would of probably accomplished the same thing without creeping out your mom.

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CyRxJustin 0

I couldn't stop laughing at that

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LoveUWAllMyHeart 1

thats quite distrurbing. and embarrassing. FYL.

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