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Maybe he meant that she was beautiful he wanted to "gaze at her uninterrupted". (OPs husband, feel free to use that as an excuse!)

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It took you until now to realize that he has no respect for your intellect? I guess figuring things out is not your strong suit . . . at least he thinks you're pretty!

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It's a relativity thing. Light travels faster than sound, that's why so many people seem bright until you hear them speak.

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Yes! Why just sit and let others think you are stupid, when you can speak and remove all doubt!

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Better moment would be when they're cuddling and he wants to try for sex. "Cuddling feels so nice, why must you ruin it with your penis?"

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