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By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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iarediana 0

LMAO! yea ! what #1 said hahaha

that is soooo freaking wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time! although why the **** would you start humping the dog? LLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

furries for the freakin win and that sucks but really what are you smoking

supremes1997 0

why would you hump a dog you need a gf nowww

hellokittywhore 0

O_O what the **** were you thinking?

aasouls 0

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daaron 3

lol own that pup man haha WTF my dog does the same and when he does it's bath time for him with cold ass water muahhhhh

This is just...awesome. Just say Cesar Milan told you to do it!

I heard that too so may that dog just needed someone to put him/her in its place. YOU SHOW THAT DOG WHO HAS THE BIGGER WANG!!!!! >:[]

deviking 10

Don't you mean uncontrollably light out loud ip ydi but I favorited it be course it was so funny

omg, i call shinanigans on that. But it was damn funny!

Holy shit that dog is pro. He outsmarted and outplayed you to make you look like the crazy one. Lol, though why the **** would you start humping the dog?

it makes sense thar you're from the south

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syddyb 0

this is my all time favorite FML:) Lmao XD

country4life17 0

**** you you have no idea bout the south so shut the hell up

Well obviously the only place with country hiçks is the south so if you're southern you're country and vice versa. Obviously.

alexgisforme3 0

omggggg lol wow thats crazy hahaha. what did mom say? looool

dont hump your dog, idc about dominance, dont hump dogs

Dude what were you thinking? even if you didn't get caught thats retarded ****

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