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Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24619) - you deserved it (2509)

On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States

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Why didn't you wake him up yourself?

#1 - On 12/11/2012 at 12:50pm by ifuckmonsters

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You should've poured ice water on him. Cliché, but effective.

#5 - On 12/11/2012 at 12:52pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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