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Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (2905)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.

#16 - On 11/26/2012 at 6:58pm by H00ks

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That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.

#4 - On 11/26/2012 at 6:52pm by loulumpkin

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