Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen...

By Teddy - 26/11/2012 20:54 - United States - Gardner

Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

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You deserved it 4 036

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By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 320

You deserved it 5 799

By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 483

You deserved it 2 682

By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 779

You deserved it 2 079

By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 621

You deserved it 17 965

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 13:30

Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 673

You deserved it 334

By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:58

Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 593

You deserved it 8 032

By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 915

You deserved it 4 854

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 222

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 429

You deserved it 874

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By thanks sis - 03/07/2020 05:02

Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 521

You deserved it 354

H00ks 19

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:58

Happy is happy. She's obviously having fun being a firefighter.

loulumpkin 8

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:52

That's rough man. It could be worse though, at least you know she is alive.

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myeviltwin 20

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:15

I had fun watching her :P jk jk jk. that sucks man. Every guy likes to see strippers but none (that I know of) wants any of those strippers to be his sister.

chrissy2 28

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:46

I would have died

dilley86 4

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:57

Oh no, daddy molested me. Time to strip and/or become a sperm dumpster :)

GoldenGrizzly 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:09

Maybe there is a reason she doesn't want you in her life. Obviously.

Fuzzidio 2

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:27

Really?? Does that mean your sister is one of Santa's Elves??

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:31

Six years is a long time to stay up a pole. I would think that has to be a world record.

nsdq160th999 1

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:45

Get some!!!!

clairelolz 5

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:48

You realized this before you let the cash rain, right?

gracehi 31

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:57

Make it rain! Make it, make it, make it--OH GOD, NO!

vtatran_fml 1

Tuesday 27 November 2012 4:48

If she is happy, what's the point ?!

bnwilko1 4

Tuesday 27 November 2012 4:54

Why was your family at a strip club?

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Today, I told my ultra-Catholic mother that I was hanging out with a girl. While walking out of the flat, I didn't realize that I'd dropped one of my condoms out of my pocket. My mother saw it and ripped it apart, then yelled at me that, "Sex is for having children! You're giving yourselves to Satan!" I'm 20. FML

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Today, while manscaping in the shower, I found out that things can still get caught in the clippers, even with a guard on. FML

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Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML

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Today, my brother was asking why I'm mad at him. Not a big deal, if we and our friends weren't now banned from a pub, all because he got shitfaced, started smoking weed and stripping off in public, even though marijuana wasn't allowed at all. FML

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You deserved it 90

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

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